At least according to me… 10. Finding Nemo 09. LOTR: The Return of the King 08. Bad Santa 07. House of Sand and Fog 06. 21 Grams 05. Mystic River 04. Big Fish 03. Pirates of the Caribbean 02. Last Samurai 01. Kill Bill
I answer all my own email. Seriously. Some people believe that I make this stuff up but I’m not that creative… ask my ex-boss at ASW. Here are some recent emails and the thoughtfully direct help I gave them:
I like to consider myself rather well versed in aesthetics. What I mean to say is that I understand the intricacies of fashion, you know… what looks good and what doesn’t. Never mind that my favorite ensemble is blue jeans, doc marten boots and a t-shirt. Just like I don’t need a working clue to …
Firtht of all… I want to ttthhank my good friend E for letting me expreth my thoughth about latht nighths boxing match over on the souththide of Chicago. Leth face it… I’m a man and I know a thing or two about mixing it up in and out of the ring with both old people …
A few years ago, Chicago fans pretty much set the standard for stupidity when a riot broke out between Chicago fans and Los Angeles Dodger players during a game in May of 2000. Tonight those lovable southside hooligans lowered the bar below sea level when a father & son attacked the KC Royals first base …
I’m not a violent man. In fact, I’d say that growing up in the southern precincts of San Diego enabled me to appreciate the quieter pursuits in life, such as remaining anonymous and consequently, staying alive. My father, realizing that his three young sons were ripe for the “thug life” took it upon himself to …
This just goes to show you that some people shouldn’t have kids! There was a School Shooting near San Diego by some kid with a whacked sense of reality. I mean, c’mon! You need a license to drive a car but not one to have children? It’s easier for a kid to buy a gun …
When I was very young, I realized two very important things. The first was that no matter what I might believe, I wasn’t special. In fact, it might even be suggested that the mere fact that I wasn’t special in the least, thereby made me special. But, by and large, I’m not any more or …
I hosted a dinner party tonight. Lotsa pasta & wine and the season premiere of the Soprano’s to boot. What more can someone ask for? Yeah, I know, every one watches the Soprano’s…its almost as cliché as saying you watch The West Wing but I’m addicted ever since I watched the entire first season on …