the truth

gay-tham for statham

Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give …

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on any given sunday

In my family, there are few things that are universally agreed on. We disagree on politics, religion, philosophy, and economics and those are just the things we disagree on before breakfast. But the one thing we all agree on is that the San Diego Chargers are the most exciting football team to ever grace god’s …

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ride on

[xspf]_start(FALSE, ‘order=12’)[/xspf] Life is rarely ever what it promises to be. As a child, outside of the incessant worrying about this shadow or that noise, the prevailing thought on a new mind is that the world is big. So big that it can’t all be taken in at once. Every turn of the head, every …

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Idiot

Proving my point about IQ is the guy in my comments from the previous post. He can’t read, yet he thinks he should be able to own a gun… tsk tsk. It is people like this winner that make it difficult to have a differing viewpoint… not because we disagree, but because they can’t be …

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hooker with a penis

I know I have said it before, but it bears repeating… LATIN WOMEN ARE FUCKING CRAZY. If they aren’t cutting penises off with rusty razors, they are kidnapping people for ransom, stabbing their loved ones in the chest, or participating in other criminal misadventures. I would love to get a research grant to study my …

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hannibal’s book of death

There is rumors that Bush wants to INCREASE the number of troops in Iraq rather than bow to the political pressure at home and abroad to withdraw completely. At the risk of giving the impression that I’m a fan of G-Dub, let me say that I think if winning the war is important, a total …

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