Or at least a new wordpress theme. I’m thinking something with a typewriter… you know, for inspiration. I am 1500 words into my novel and need to keep motivated. I figure the average novel has roughly 120,000 words so I have a way to go.
I have pretty much given up all my vices. I don’t smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or frequent brothels, so I am unsure whether or not I can still claim to be a writer. I think you need at least one vice to be a professional writer, but since my writer’s guild membership was revoked, I have no way of knowing for sure.