Sometimes I get really random people IM’ing me. I don’t like to immediately dismiss these tools because sometimes a nugget or two of comedy can ensue with little effort… such much time, so little to show for it.
Random_IM_Guy: What are you doing?
Me: Who are you?
Random_IM_Guy: I’m trying to figure out the same
Me: You’re trying to figure out who you are too?
Random_IM_Guy: I’m from central ohio
Me: Good for you. How’s that working out?
Random_IM_Guy: are you upset, or what?
Random_IM_Guy: you seem bothered
Me: i am not bothered. I just don’t know you and you don’t know me
Random_IM_Guy: im a terriost
Me: good for you
Me: lots of good opportunities for terrorism in central ohio
Me: good luck with that
Random_IM_Guy: you want in?
Me: no thanks
Random_IM_Guy: were planing to plant c4 at "dust" on a three minute timer
Me: well, good luck with that
Me: should be fun for you
Random_IM_Guy: lighten up
Me: am I being heavy?
Me: i’ll work on that
Me: thanks for the heads up
Random_IM_Guy: you get alot of strangers at 1am bother you?
Me: it isn’t 1 am for me
Random_IM_Guy: why were u at?
Me: its only 7 pm
Random_IM_Guy: i dont remeber you being from maui
Me: i don;t remember you at all
Random_IM_Guy: well thats a shame
Random_IM_Guy: i hadnt signed on to aim in three months
Random_IM_Guy: the truth is, i love you…. were ment for another
Random_IM_Guy: kiss me