Have you seen Brokeback Mountain, Transamerica or Capote? If you have, you’re a leftist commie looking to destroy american ideals! Well, according to a group calling itself concerned women for america you’re undermining the very moral fiber of the american public.
In case you’re wondering, the three movies I mentioned above all have gay or transgender characters. In yet another bit of political wrangling, the group is trying to call attention to the gayification of America. Whether you know it or not, if you watch a movie with a gay character, chances are you’ll be turned into a flaming homosexual deviant. You’ll also be making baby jesus cry.
I’m sorry if I’m making light of a rather serious problem. The problem I’m talking about isn’t homosexuality because there isn’t anything wrong with it in any way. What I am talking about is the growing voice of intolerence being camouflaged as patriotism. It boggles my mind that we’re hurtling toward a nuclear showdown with China and there is a group more concerned about human sexuality as it pertains to moral decay. It bothers me that a group that openly opposes an entire population of people based on their sexuality should give a rats ass what I choose to watch or what hollywood chooses to produce. The idea that watching or producing films that feature gay or transgender characters might turn someone into a homosexual is beyond ridiculous.
I hope my screenplay about a straight post-op transgender woman who realizes she’s in love with her lesbian doctor who in turn is having an affair with a hermophrodite is optioned this year… I think there is a market for a gender-ambivalent love story!