Dawn requested an image of the Red Queen and I and this is the only picture I have on my computer that shows us both and in a relatively flattering light. It was taken shortly before we moved to Maui in 2004. As you can see, I’m a dirty mexican and she’s a lily-white girl. How does a dirty mexican convince an innocent, privileged, lily-white girl to go against her better nature and live in sin? You got me, but if only I knew I could sell it to my fellow dirty mexicans in search of lovely white girls to woo.