Inherently Different

sparkle

For my friend Sparkle (aka Kellie)

1. Why would you buy a fricking horse when a boathouse in Key West would have been better?
2. St. Elmo’s Fire
3. Butterscotch
4. <pinkerton>Riggggghhhhhttttt!</pinkerton>
5. Ignoring you as I passed by your cubicle for two straight weeks until you begged to be my friend.
6. Heroin: A hard habit to break.
7. Did you and Albert hook up?