I know this is the day where we’re all supposed to be good. Of course, if I did that, I’d be a hypocrite. Some less than suitable observations on Christmas Day:
1. Why is William Hung famous? Doesn’t anyone notice that he looks a lot like Corky from Life Goes On? The guy is more suited to a feature on Tard-blog.com than video specials on VH1. What’s wrong with you people? Why do you continue to buy his music?
2. I’ve been wracking my brain for years trying to figure out exactly what prompted the oversized clothing craze. Rodeo clowns. When you wear big pants, oversized shirts and hats positioned haphazardly on your head, you don’t look cool… you look like a rodeo clown… or Corky from Life Goes On.