Some of you might have noticed the little dancing mini-banner to the right. BlogExplosion is a service that’s sort of like MLM for bloggers. During a recent visit, Gigglechick turned me onto them and am still a bit cautious.
See, the traffic is mostly of the casual, disinterested variety. Essentially, blogexplosion members are required to spend 30 seconds on your blog to earn credits that can then be used to purchase banner impressions and other traffic generating blogvertising.
This means that in order to earn credits to buy blogvertising for my shitty ass blog, I have to spend 30 seconds on a blog detailing the mundane lives of attention starved people just like me… sometimes, these people talk about bowel movements for crissakes! Worse is when I have to spend thirty precious seconds looking at pictures of some buffalo-assed woman’s slopeheaded child.
So, if you’re here from BlogExplosion, let me just say, thanks for waiting 30 seconds before you click your happy ass out of my life until the next time you’re unlucky to draw me from the growing list of equally boring blogs.