Good morning America! Here’s what’s happening on your Monday!
Happy Talk Covers the War: Does fictional anchor Ron Burgandy have more in common with modern day reporters than just deep voices and bad hair?
Bush Beats War Drum Yet Again: When in doubt, start a war! No one does it better than Dumbya Dumbya Bush.
Dangerous & Anonymous: What kills me is that no other legitimate legal action can be undertaken anonymously except in cases where a woman alleges rape. Once again, ALLEGES.
Am I Blue?: Man plays god, yet again. I love technology.
Affirmative Inaction: Yet another reason why I believe Affirmative Action is a worthless response to ancenstoral guilt.