Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

I was innocently sitting here perusing the Maui News classifieds when a pop-up informed me that Mother’s Day is rapidly approaching. It prompted me to find a gift for “your type of Mom” which in turn prompted me to do a search for a severed horse’s head similar to the one featured prominently in The Godfather. Apparently the Yahoo store is quite ill-prepared to deal with the kind of Mother I’d shop for since I had no such luck… I still have time to research a Ricin-tainted envelope though…